You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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