Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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