he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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