FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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