Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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