Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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