But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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