his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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