What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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