I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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