She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just high enough for therapy.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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