We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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