Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is Oprah even human
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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