at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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