It's like a parade of train wrecks.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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