But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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