I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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