it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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