It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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