Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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