"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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