Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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