NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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