winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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