Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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