Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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