i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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