I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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