Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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