I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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