I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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