Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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