your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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