Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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