So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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