did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Randomize
