Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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