Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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