i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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