May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You were trust falling into bushes
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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