just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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