Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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