non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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