i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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