i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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