I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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