What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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