last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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