Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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