The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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