Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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