my vag is so smooth its legendary
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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