I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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