You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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