I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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