I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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