dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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