I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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