this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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