What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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