no, he came in my armpit
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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