If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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